"did you have diarrhea today?"
brissa: fine. i won't talk anymore.
after i used one of my many famous accents
"don't. don't ever do that again.
don't tweet it. don't blog it.
don't instagram it.
"the real thing i was trying to do
was make you feel bad and stupid."
"why are you getting your drama voice?"
"don't tweet that.
you'll sound like a beezy."