currently

sitting at my kitchen table,

 eating a vanilla pudding cup,

and wishing i had a tight black and white dress

so i can dress up as my favorite
pregnant kim k. for the night.

you'd think with everything fitting so snug
on this pregnant body,
finding a black dress in my closet
would be a breeze.
it's not.
i don't even like pudding cups.

first world problems.
am i right?

i am open to any and all
pregnant costume suggestions
that don't involve juno,
turning my belly into an oven with a bun inside,
or dressing up as a giant can of prego pasta sauce.

fun fact:
i absolutely hate the word prego
when referring to a pregnant woman.
always have.
always will.

 happy halloween.
texas forever.