Tuesday, October 29, 2013

wiiknd: pregnancy is glamorous.

sunday morning i woke up at 6:30
with an empty stomach and a full bladder.
i walked straight to the fridge,
ate a piece of cold, yet delicious, crazy bread
and drank egg nog straight from the carton.
then, with my bladder nigh unto bursting,
i waddled to the whiz palace 
and did my thang.
by the time i got back to bed,
i was too awake from snacking and restrooming
to go back to sleep.
i played pop cat until cory woke up
and forced my half-asleep baby daddy
 to scratch my pregnant back.

1 comment:

Christina @ The Murrayed Life said...

The difference between first and second time pregnancy? At 20 weeks, if I don't go to whiz place FIRST (as I learned the other morning), I might be a little surprised to find I need to whiz a little less by the time I get there.

TMI? That's the way we are rolling now friend.

And go here and vote for Declan. Because money for clothes could be won. (And because you're awesome and had a back scratch.) ;)