Thursday, August 1, 2013

sh*t [teenage] girls say

at girl's camp,
my sciatica was acting up 
and my favorite little leg reader had a bum knee.
so when the rest of our group went on a hike,
we opted to stay behind and hangout at the waterfront.

one of the leaders came up to us and asked us
what activity our ward was doing.
i told her they went hiking
and we stayed behind because homegirl had a bum knee.
before i could even mention my pinched nerve,
this little spitfire blurts out:

"she can't go on the hike 
because she's overweight."

uhhhhh.
srsly?
like...really?

later she told me she meant to say
i was pregnant not overweight.
i'm not buying it.
first she calls me horse legs
now this?
homegirl has it out for me.

7 comments:

Kelli Anderson said...

bahahahahahah omg teenagers

Alex said...

Yo I'm gonna punch her.

meg bird said...

Wow. I would have slapped her.

-Danica- said...

Homegirl needs to watch what's coming for her.

Alissa said...

Can you "accidentally" smack the back of her head? And then later say there was a bee flying around her, and you were just trying to swat it away?

I spent the morning with our 17 year old intern. It was brutal.

Sara said...

hahahaha. yesterday trey's grandma told me that she thought i had just gained weight and had no idea i was pregnant - when i actually wasn't pregnant yet. ppl r kewl.

Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

Hahah! Amazing. And so awful for you...lol. She is lucky you have a good sense of humor!