sh*t [teenage] girls say

at girl's camp,

my sciatica was acting up 

and my favorite little leg reader had a bum knee.

so when the rest of our group went on a hike,

we opted to stay behind and hangout at the waterfront.

one of the leaders came up to us and asked us

what activity our ward was doing.

i told her they went hiking

and we stayed behind because homegirl had a bum knee.

before i could even mention my pinched nerve,

this little spitfire blurts out:

"she can't go on the hike 

because she's overweight."

uhhhhh.

srsly?

like...really?

later she told me she meant to say
i was pregnant not overweight.

i'm not buying it.
first she calls me horse legs
now this?

homegirl has it out for me.