Wednesday, November 14, 2012

sh*t [teenage] girls say

"were you born in the year of the horse?"

"what? i don't know. i was born in 1989.
is that the year of the horse?"

"how old are you?"

"twenty-three."

"yeah, you were born the year of the horse.
i can tell by your legs"

"because i just fake squatted..?"

"no, because your legs are skinny at the bottom
and then go big...and muscular at the top.
like a horse."

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that just happened.
fourteen year old girls make this world
such a better place. 


xoxo,
horse legs.

9 comments:

-Danica- said...

Hahahah I was having a really really stupid day until now. That *might* have just made everything better- PLEASE never. stop. blogging.

Ellie Kornexl said...

I would have looked said girl in the face and asked "What year was I born if I punch you in the face with my bony fists?"

That'll keep them from stay stupid things...

Ro said...

I could have sworn 1989 was the year of the snake...

snakes don't even have legs.

Shaylynn, They Let Me Blog. said...

I hope you drop kicked her in the face.

Shaylynn, They Let Me Blog. said...

*ellie's comment is so great. so great.

Mars said...

oh geeze haha. The other day there was a huge line in H&M for the dressing room and a group of 6 or 7 13-14 yr olds were behind me. Their convo consisted of if they wear underwear or not, what kind, one girl doesn't sleep with underwear on, one girl's parents sleep naked together, another girls mom wears a nightgown, etc. What is this world coming too haha

beth said...

All BPs have great legs. Even if they're horseish

beth said...

You do NOT have horse legs. I repeat, NOT horse legs.

Jessica Wray said...

Haha!!!! Judging by my dry legs right now, I'm year of the dragon.