Tuesday, June 25, 2013

i just can't quit when it comes to these lists.

things i've learned that school
could never teach me. 

always use the handicap stall in public restrooms.
more room for you and it distances you from others.

proper etiquette dictates you never, ever 
get in a stall next to another person
especially if every other stall is open.

geographic lactose intolerance is real.

don't text/fiddle with your phone
when you're with real humans.

always save room for unlimited
soft-serve when gorging at a buffet.

take advantage of taco bell's
beefy crunch burrito.
it's only here for a limited time and
you won't know what you've got 'til it's gone.


Tiffany said...

i never get a stall next to someone. it's like something inside me stops me from going that far. and it erks me when someone goes in the stall next to me. i always think "out of ALL the empty stalls in the bathroom you HAD to choose that one" ... i hate when people are on their phone when i'm with them. esp when they are constantly looking at it when i'm talking. i tend to develop a huge attitude when it happens. ugh ... i always want to snatch out of their hands. and the beefy crunch burrito is on point!

Tiffany said...

meh. i just noticed that sounded like a complete rant! obviously i've been holding it all in lol

kylee said...

but sometimes the handicapped stalls have higher toilets, why is that? it's so much harder for us short girls and i'm positive so much harder for the people they were designed for. i need to do better about putting the phone away when with others. it's an extension of my arm and needs to stop.