this literally what i do.

ever since i left my nightmare of a job,

my days have been pretty lax and i absolutely love it.

every weekday morning,

cory wakes me up to kiss me goodbye.

this process includes me mumbling,

"you look so handsome.

don't forget a watch."

and him helping me put my eye mask on.

at 9:15 my alarm goes off.

i lounge in bed, text cory a proper "hello,"

and check my social media apps.

after a mediocre amount of catching up/stalking,

i visit the whiz palace.

here i put on my glasses,

pull my hair back and,

obviously,

empty my bladder.

i shuffle to the living room where i open the window

to let the fresh air wake the whole apartment up.

breakfast is sometimes at the table.

just me, my food and my thoughts.

sometimes it's on the couch.

just me, my food and either e! or food network.

after listening to the kardashian sisters fight

or finding out who won cupcake wars,

i do the dishes and straighten up the kitchen.

here's where it gets tricky*.

if i have laundry to do, i sort/wash/fold it.

if i have a bathroom to clean, i clean it.

if i have a book to read, i read it.

if i have a cross-stitch to finish, i stitch it.

if i have a book to write, i type it.

if i have nails to paint, i paint them.

if i have early episodes of the office to watch, i watch and laugh.

and when i have dinner to cook, i cook it.

*and by tricky i meant awesome.

sometimes i am able to accomplish all those items

in one day.

other times i just go to target,

try on all the clothes, 

and cry in the dressing room

because "swimsuit season" came quick this year.

i literally do whatever i want.

people keep asking me if i've "gotten sick"

of staying home.

HELLO?! IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!!?

i love being a shut in.

i love sitting outside.

i love my apartment.

i love my freedom.

i love cory for letting me quit

and supporting all my ridiculous ideas/projects/err'thang.

i literally have the best days in the world.

sometimes i hang out with friends.

or my mom.

or cory's mom and sister and baby matie.

sometimes i go help cory at work.

I GET TO EAT STRING CHEESE EVERY DAY.

so sorry i'm not a fancy pants with a job.

or dress pants.

or a small business.

but i do what i do and i love it and

geez. 

this challenge is really letting me 

take advantage of my gif library.