Tuesday, March 19, 2013

ginger snaps.

"your leggings are the slipperiest things
in the world.
it's like trying to hold on to 
a greased cantaloupe."
Δ Δ Δ 
"i feel like most of your instagram feed
is selfies of you in the car.
#goingtowork
#keshaontheradio
#lifesucks"
Δ Δ Δ
"earlier when you were eating your bread,
i wanted to punch you in the face."
Δ Δ Δ
"i like it when you're monsterating.
you have an insatiable hunger 
for ice cream."
Δ Δ Δ
"you don't say dumb things...
 most of the time."
Δ Δ Δ
brissa: were you in prison at some point in time?
cory: well i have been married for six months...


8 comments:

-Danica- said...

Hahaha I love that he calls it "monsterating."

For reals, when are we going on a double date??

Shelby said...

hahaha! i seriously can't stop laughing! these are the greatest!

Jessica Wray said...

your hubs sounds hilarious. therefore, I l.u.v. him because I l.u.v. funny people.

Disclaimer: when love is spelt l.u.v. is completely platonic and in this case internet platonic ;)

Anna said...

Ahahhahahhahahahhahhahahahhah

meme-and-he said...

at least your legs are smooth! I can't imagine what my husband would say about mine :)

Ashley said...

Monsterating. I am SO GONNA USE THAT.

whatevergatsby.com said...

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH he is a man among men. i approve.

meg said...

Adorable. I love the quote about your slippery tights :)