attn: boy in the silver camry

you're polite.

i get that.

but it starts to get a little extreme

when you stop for every.single.person

waiting to use the crosswalk.

they're walking home.

i think they can handle waiting three cars before crossing the street.

to be fair, 

this isn't entirely your fault.

if i left my apartment one minute earlier,

i wouldn't have been stuck behind your slowmobile

and almost late to work.

your samaritan-esque actions have inspired me 

 to follow in your polite manner

and leave you with a simple warning.

please << quit the stop-and-go >> thank you.

i really hope this encourages you to change your ways

because if i happen to be driving behind you

as you wave pedestrians on like a crosswalk lady again,

tires will be slashed.