i get that.
but it starts to get a little extreme
when you stop for every.single.person
waiting to use the crosswalk.
they're walking home.
i think they can handle waiting three cars before crossing the street.
to be fair,
this isn't entirely your fault.
if i left my apartment one minute earlier,
i wouldn't have been stuck behind your slowmobile
and almost late to work.
your samaritan-esque actions have inspired me
to follow in your polite manner
and leave you with a simple warning.
please << quit the stop-and-go >> thank you.
i really hope this encourages you to change your ways
because if i happen to be driving behind you
as you wave pedestrians on like a crosswalk lady again,
tires will be slashed.