friday morning i had to work.
sam and lauren decided to be french
and have a crepe party while i slaved away in my cubicle.
sam sent me this picture to make me jealous.
i replied with this to show my pain.
they didn't save me any.
in fact, they told me
they ate so many they went into food comas.
i should have drawn a post-it tear
to accurately depict my heartbreak-stomachache.