if you go to a concert
and plan on throwing your bra onstage,
do yourself a favor and
throw a cute one.
at the bright eyes concert the following three bras were thrown onstage:
gray polka dot.
he said this one was "a bit wet"
the lead singer is not going to know the difference,
so don't toss him your "great support" bra from victoria's secret
when you could just as easily send him a spicy little number from target
with your number attached to the inside.
because i'm pretty sure that's the one he'll use later on.
do yourselves a favor
and don't actually wear the bra you're going to throw.
1. you sweat at concerts and do you really want him commenting
on your bra's moisture to the entire crowd?
2. you still have to finish the show and walk to your car
and trust me, no one wants to see your "freedom."
3. the take off would be awkward for everyone around you.
and please, let's avoid the throwing of the granny colors, okay?
nude is great for lighter shirts and dresses,
but it's not fit for a rock star's bra collection.