Tuesday, August 16, 2011

attn: female groupies

if you go to a concert
and  plan on throwing your bra onstage,
do yourself a favor and 
throw a cute one.
at the bright eyes concert the following three bras were thrown onstage:
nude.
gray polka dot.
maroon 
he said this one was "a bit wet" 
... yeah...

listen ladies,
the lead singer is not going to know the difference,
so don't toss him your "great support" bra from victoria's secret
when you could just as easily send him a spicy little number from target
with your number attached to the inside.
because i'm pretty sure that's the one he'll use later on.

do yourselves a favor 
and don't actually wear the bra you're going to throw.
1. you sweat at concerts and do you really want him commenting 
on your bra's moisture to the entire crowd?
2. you still have to finish the show and walk to your car 
and trust me, no one wants to see your "freedom."
3. the take off would be awkward for everyone around you.

and please, let's avoid the throwing of the granny colors, okay?
nude is great for lighter shirts and dresses,
but it's not fit for a rock star's bra collection. 

12 comments:

Ashley said...

nuuuuuude?

haha.

"and trust me, no one wants to see your "freedom."

HAHAHAHAHA.

Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...

Haha. I don't know what your talking about...an off white bra with pit stains is HOTT.

If I was going to throw anything on stage...something to really get them going it would be my panties...just sayin'...

patsy said...

awesome.

lauren said...

why why WHY didnt we bring a sexy bra and write our numbers on it and give it to conor? WHY? That is my one regret in life.

Christianna said...

Hahahaha, I got a good giggle out of this!

mandyface said...

I found this very instructive and will be putting it to use at the next major event I attend, which is Blue Man Group.

ps- didn't you post a bike vid one time? You dig on that right? I saw this http://thatkindofwoman.tumblr.com/post/9008447850/unbelievable-my-breath-was-held-the-entire-time and had to share.

Christi Lynn said...

hahaha this is so hilarious. i love your blog

Erika Lee Sears said...

lol- i can't believe people would throw something like that on stage.- i would hate being with out.

Andrea said...

Bahahhaaa! Thank you so much! Good. To. Know!
Sale at Victoria's Secret -you down???

whatevergatsby said...

AMEN SISTER! i actually went to a concert once where the girls threw their knee high socks at the stage, instantly wanted to be their best friends. girls who throw their bras on stage? instant victims of my stank-eye.

Andrea@Fancy That! said...

Hilaarious. Been to a lot of shows and never seen that...polka dots? What happened to lace?

Daisy said...

lol you're so funny. Totally agree!