attn: female groupies

if you go to a concert

and  plan on throwing your bra onstage,

do yourself a favor and 

throw a cute one.

at the bright eyes concert the following three bras were thrown onstage:

nude.

gray polka dot.

maroon 

he said this one was "a bit wet" 

... yeah...

listen ladies,

the lead singer is not going to know the difference,

so don't toss him your "great support" bra from victoria's secret

when you could just as easily send him a spicy little number from target

with your number attached to the inside.

because i'm pretty sure that's the one he'll use later on.

do yourselves a favor 

and don't actually wear the bra you're going to throw.

1. you sweat at concerts and do you really want him commenting 

on your bra's moisture to the entire crowd?

2. you still have to finish the show and walk to your car 

and trust me, no one wants to see your "freedom."

3. the take off would be awkward for everyone around you.

and please, let's avoid the throwing of the granny colors, okay?

nude is great for lighter shirts and dresses,

but it's not fit for a rock star's bra collection.