"jude, i like your hair right now.
it kind of looks like a little baby monkey."
"veils are out right now."
threatening cory with natural childbirth and having ryan gosling as my doula.
"when you spend 48 hours in labor,
anyone can see your boobs.
so long as i don't have to be there with you."
brissa: why did you text me a frowny face?
cory: because i was busy and wanted the conversation to end.
your boobs are enormous right now.
they almost look like a cartoon butt.
2 comments:
hahaha! STOP! this is gold.
facebook me your birth story pleeease :)
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