Wednesday, November 13, 2013

buzzfeed is my bff when i can't sleep.

it's no secret i am frequently ignored by the sandman.
i wish the world could have sleeping issues when i do.
why does everyone on twitter and instagram 
stop posting around 12:30?
do i need to make some international friends
so my feeds are constantly being updated?

last night was a sleepless one.
i know i could just go downstairs and watch tv,
but then i'd have to get out of my warm bed
and possibly give cory a heart attack
when he wakes up and can't find me. 

instead of beautiful minding my bathtub again
i spent a decent amount of time on buzzfeed.
my favorite article was titled:

i wouldn't go so far as to say it changed my life,
but it did have the perfect collection of nuggie related pictures and gifs
for me to add to my library.

being able to snack on what's keeping me cozy
is a dream i didn't even know i had until i saw this. 
 honey boo-boo is basically my nuggie spirit animal.
this is my face when i get to eat chick-fil-a.
just ask cory.
those nuggets. that sauce.
8-piece #5 with extra chick-fil-a sauce and a lemonade
and one final note,
i am completely guilty of number 12.
i always - repeat - ALWAYS count my nuggies 
to see if i accidentally get more than legally allowed.

i really, really love chicken nuggets.


Shaylynn... a girl, a story, a blog said...

Buzzfeed is how I survive my noc shifts. Also, on sleepless nights text me. Duh.

Emma Jane said...

Buzzfeed is so so dangerous. I always find a list on my facebook feed and then it's 8 hours later and I've read every list posted that day. I would marry buzzfeed if I could.

Tightrope to the Sun

Anna said...

So gross, Brissa.

But I am laughing so it's okay.

Alissa said...

This woman I know makes chicken nuggets with banana peppers ...and my life hasn't been the same since.


Ashley said...

Did you have more sleeping issues once you started growing that little parasite? :)

from head 2 toe said...

AMEN to the Chic Fil A Meal. OMG. I am dying. You crack me up. Please do not be a blogger who stops after having babies. You are golden.