Thursday, August 8, 2013

in the arms of the angels.

i had a dream
 there were two baby hippos
in my apartment.
my dad told me i could shrink them using a magic remote.
i found one and shrunk him a bit
and went to find his brother. 

he was going crazy in the living room.
uncontrollably shaking his head, making baby hippo noises,
gnashing his weird hippo teeth. 
the kid was completely bonkers.
i tried to shrink him but was unsuccessful.
i went back to talk to everyone hiding out in the room
to formulate a plan to get him to stand still long enough
so we could shrink him.
bungee cords? drugs? an ambush?

he must have known my plan and followed me 
to the back room
because the next thing i knew,
that freaking hippo baby bit my butt.

that's how i woke up.
a hippo baby bit my butt.


-Danica- said...

Ahh, pregnancy dreams. Aren't they the best?

I had one about giant half rooster/half large animals running around the mountain by my parents house, and another where jake murdered President Eyring. Straight up killed him. So weird.

Christina @ The Murrayed Life said...

Once again, you have made the boring interesting. Dreams and weekend recaps make me yawn, but not coming from your lovely zone!

I mean, cooome on?? Baby hippo BROTHERS?!

Shaylynn... a girl, a story, a blog said...

Did I ever tell you about the time I killed Jessica Simpson with a bazooka? Oh, it all took place on a bomber plane.

Let's just say I did appreciate her breaking up with Nick.