Wednesday, May 8, 2013

take these nuggets. use them wisely.

today i'm supposed to share a piece of advice.
but yesterday was awful
and the only thing that can fix it
is lack of effort and ice cream on my part.
so here, 
listen to advice mallard.
he changed my life.  
 
 
 

9 comments:

Shaylynn... a girl, a story, a blog said...

I KNEW NONE OF THIS NONE NONE NONE

DAMN AIRLINES

-Danica- said...

What the WHAT? That chap stick one just changed my life.

Alissa said...

WHO KNEW ABOUT THE AIRLINES? WHO KNEW?

And noted about paper cuts. Noted.

Catherine said...

Why am I laughing so hard over the toilet paper one? Srsly though, why is that so funny to me? These are TOO great!!

Whitney Leigh said...

Those automatic toilets get a little to enthusiatic sometimes.

Christina @ The Murrayed Life said...

Who is this know-it-all malard and why has he NEVER crossed paths with me before?!?

The chap stick one might legit change my life.

Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

Thank you, advice mallard. So wise.

But really airlines? THANKS FOR NOTHING.

kylee said...

chap stick? mind blown. i might give myself a paper cut just so i can test it.

April said...

OH THANK YOU ADVICE MALLARD! These are actually pretty valuable. Thanks for sharing. ;)