Friday, May 10, 2013

....but what if i don't ever feel that?

i'm one of those people
who doesn't tend to get embarrassed.
honest.
last night i asked cory what my most
embarrassing moment was and we both drew blanks.

but don't worry.
i'm not getting out of this that easy.
here is a list of situations
that make me feel awkward or stupid.
awkward and stupid but not embarrassed.

or is feeling awkward and stupid
the definition of embarrassment?!!!?!
i don't know!

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being asked to pee in a cup
and suddenly getting stage fright. 

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meeting people for the first time
and getting so excited to talk
i jumble all my words
and sound like a complete idiot.

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high school.
at the mall with my sister.
trying to play hard-to-get
with the boys we walked by.

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that one time i went to lillie's 
wedding party and i realized
i had on two different shoes.
both black, but one pizza and one rounded.

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high school.
outside jeff's house 
waiting to go to the coldfire concert,
bragging about my high-kick.
starting it,
jumping a little too high
and landing on my butt.

Δ   Δ   Δ 

6 comments:

Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

us hooligan's don't embarrass easily. that is for sure.

Shelby said...

haha! i love this! and i always wonder the same thing. maybe feeling awkward and stupid IS the definition of embarrassment... because i don't feel like i get embarrassed either!!

Krystal said...

this made me laugh, especially the last one!

beth said...

Would you like a photo to go along with the fourth one? I think it would really add to the post :)

kylee said...

"meeting people for the first time
and getting so excited to talk
i jumble all my words
and sound like a complete idiot."

this is why we became friends at that awkward mommyblogger party.

Christina @ The Murrayed Life said...

"meeting people for the first time
and getting so excited to talk
i jumble all my words
and sound like a complete idiot."

my life in a nutshell.