putting in a real two weeks notice
is nothing like your two weeks notice.
let's not give girls unrealistic ideas
of the real world,
real life has less fancy gala's,
stapler wars and hugh grant
and more sweaty palms,
and avoiding explaining why.
is really just code for,
"because i hate you mr. bossman.
i hate you like woah
and i'm not letting you tear me down
so put that in your pipe and smoke it!"
two weeks and counting.
i think i'll make a paper chain.