attn: sandy

putting in a real two weeks notice

is nothing like your two weeks notice.

let's not give girls unrealistic ideas

of the real world,

mmmmkay?

real life has less fancy gala's,

stapler wars and hugh grant

and more sweaty palms,

queasy stomachs

and avoiding explaining why.

"personal reasons"

is really just code for,

"because i hate you mr. bossman.

 i hate you like woah

and i'm not letting you tear me down

anymore.

so put that in your pipe and smoke it!"

two weeks and counting.

i think i'll make a paper chain.