Wednesday, November 14, 2012

the following are legitimate concerns/thoughts/scientific questions floating around my brain.

what is the science on eating
14 spears of asparagus in one sitting?
am i going to die?

is it normal to watch grey's during your lunch break
while eating ice cream straight out of the carton
and crying like a baby?

how can skin handle directly touching clorox wipes
but it burns and falls off if you 
dip your hand in a vat of clorox?

speaking of clorox....
what's the process behind skin bleaching?
is it painful? is it lights? do they dunk you in a special fluid?
oh mj, why aren't you here to answer these for me?

am i the only person on this planet
who consistently gets food crumbs trapped
down the boob crack?
it's getting out of control.



13 comments:

Elisha said...

Grey's or really.. any ABC show is not complete without a carton finished.. So no worries.

Alissa said...

I could probably feed poor kids in Africa with all of the food that gets stuck in my boob crack. TMI? I'm sorry if that is.

I haven't watched Grey's in years, but I will say that when I did, I never got through an episode without crying.

ayley said...

you. are. hilarious.

Shaylynn, They Let Me Blog. said...

You have to have boobs to have that problem.

you're going to be fine. eat that asparagus. just hold your breath when you pee. hold it. trust me.

last weeks episode destroyed my soul. destroyed it.

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

when we were in morocco I noticed a lot of women did the whole skin lightening thing- I have no idea how it works but would love to find out.
Nope I don't get boob crumbs- maybe you can try sitting up when you eat or don't wear low cut shirts- hope that helps ;)

Hilary said...

Everytime I watch Grey's...I cry like a baby. I've done it at work too. Nothing to be ashamed of you pony mustache loving awesome person.

Nicole P. said...

I cannot eat anything without later discovering hidden gems of leftovers in my bra. #worstever

Alex said...

I often get crumbs down my boobs. Like every day. It's a problem. But like...such is life, right?

-Danica- said...

Yeah, you wont die but the smell of your pee might kill you. So I take that back, you could die.

Greys= ugly sobbing (although lately everything makes me ugly sob so i'm not the one to ask)

Oh and just wait for "nursing" boobs. You will be amazed at the crap you find lodged in there at the end of the day.

Andrea said...

...and why do men have nipples?

Sierra said...

is it normal to watch grey's during your lunch break
while eating ice cream straight out of the carton
and crying like a baby?

...I'm doing that right now :/

Anna said...

" what is the science on eating
14 spears of asparagus in one sitting?
am i going to die?"

I just DIED!! from laughter.

Ashley said...

As soon as you said skin bleaching, I thought of MJ...then you mentioned him like 3 lines later. Great minds, Briss, great minds.