Tuesday, February 14, 2012

tainted love.

in less than forty minutes,
i have received the following valentine's
and almost thrown up three times as a result.
bless the people in the world
who know of my deep disdain for nicolas cage
and find pleasure in exploiting it. 
 'bless' is code for 'i will cut you.'

i refuse to let these horrifying images
[so.much.chest.hair]
ruin my day. 

happy valentine's day.
love is great.

24 comments:

Lissa Chandler said...

hahahahaha. i am dying over these.

McKinley {Haolepinos} said...

bahahhahahahahahah "You stole the decloration to my heart" was the best line I have ever read! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

Harley said...

hahahahahhaha.
NICOLAS CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

lets watch ghost rider together? or maybe national treasue?

Harley said...

treasure.

i can spell. i promise

ellie said...

i was just saying the other day that I can't believe anyone hires him anymore, even if it is for some demon motorcycle movie. he is AWFUL

Lillie Avalos said...

HAHAH! HILARIOUS

Christianna said...

Oh no. Haqhahahahahaha.

Happy Valentines Day!

McKenzie King said...

how bout: you'r love is my treasure, my national treasure.

ok too much?

bahahah hilarious.

ayley said...

omg adam HATES nicolas cage!!!!!!!!!

i'm soooo sending these to him.

kylee said...

"you've caged my love" bahaaaaaaa! i die.

Becca and Derek said...

BAHAHAHAHA. Please, PLEASE tell me you saw the SNL clip this past Saturday "Get in the Cage" with him and Andy Samberg? So hilarious!

emilymcb said...

Thank you for spreading the love. This made my day.

Shaylynn... Bloggin Fool. said...

I guess now would be the best time to tell you about my Nicholas Cage tattoo..

across my heart.

Natasha Louise said...

hahaha happy valentines day Brissa!

Janette said...

BABHABHBABHABHABAHABA! Love that caged my heart part.. what in the world? Who made these? and now i know where he got all his hair for his head plugs! eeeek!

Janette, the Jongleur

Michelle Buettner said...

Oh my gosh. These are beyond hilarious!

Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...

Hahaha. You mean you didn't think he was a hunk in moonstruck????

;)

Mars said...

gah I forgot to get back to you about the Shellac, but you can pay to get it taken off (places usually charge like $5). but my nail lady told me all you do it soak it in acetone and then the scrape it off. It took a little bit of time but not any longer than it takes for me to re-polish my nails every 4 or 5 days due to chipping. The shellac will last for 2 weeks. Sometimes it'll just peel off too if you wait a long time before taking it off. It's AMAZING!! I highly recommend :)

Hilary said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
That is all.
Oh barf.

Ashley said...

hahahaha! So I guess you're not a fan of any of his movies, eh?

Kelli Anderson said...

hahahahah TOTALLY sent a nic cage valentine to jared!

Sierra ShaneĆ” said...

bahahahha yess.....I have missed reading your blog posts! (b/c I'm the slacker. Not you. haha) Seriously I just went back and read everything I'd missed. LOVE.

Heather said...

Sick...

Diana said...

Cool blog! New follower :D