Tuesday, February 28, 2012

if it weren't for iphones, i would have no pictures of my life.

 afternoon is blackjack time.
everyone knows that.
we play with quarters.
we play for keeps. 
we're kind of big deals.
like seven-hand winning streak big.
das wassup. 
please explain how she makes faces, snaps pictures,
and still looks flawless
while i end up with horrors.
{see next picture for proof}.
occasionally, sass will text me to see if i'm home for the weekend.
instead of being boring and replying with words,
i like to send a picture that gets my message across.
"not only am i home, i'm in your bed. partying with tiny and ernie. suckaaa."
 if i had her style/hair/steez when i was her age,
high school might have been less traumatizing.
i step out of the crafty closet about once a year. 
this year's adventure was for a valentine's card. 
the bottom half read, 
"you're meowsome."

it's a kitty.
literally scratching.
i died.

13 comments:

Elisha(: said...

hahahha your are so cute!!!

Christianna said...

Those are awesome faces! Who wouldn't love that?

OMG, the cat scratching is the best thing I've seen all day. Though it is only a few minutes after 9, we will see if it holds up...

Jaclyn said...

but i love that old man!

Natasha Louise said...

my little brother just goes 'WHOS THAT!!??' when he saw the cat, haha, it was so cute thought I would share that with you :)

Lillie Avalos said...

1. you look like your sister (almost identical when she does that face)
2. your lil sis is awesome and i wish i could be her friend
3. best valentines ever
4. your mom is rude. she took away that cake from your g-pa. he just really wanted a bite of that cake.

Ashley said...

I LOVE THAT CARD!!!!!! hahahaha. You're amazing. You need to do that for a living, lady! (you know, make strange greeting cards).

Nicole said...

Omg the kitty is adorable!!

Alexandria said...

Can I get yo seestah's hair? Puh-leaze?

Shaylynn... I BLAHWG. said...

Why aren't we texting phone pic friends? We need to rememdy this.

1. I don't approve of cat pictures, but because it's you, I do.

2. I need a recorder, still.

3. I thought of you today when my friend told me today that she had a dream she was ordering a bunch of dead people around, telling them to bring her milk. I say Zombie. Which then leads to me saying.. I say Briss.

Allison Taylor said...

that. card. is AMAZING. ohhh I want one.

http://allisoncelestia.blogspot.com/

Allyssa Zemke said...

I don't have an iphone and I have zero photos of my life. It's just too hard to lug around my camera. Guess I better get a smart phone to document my not so eventful days!

Allyssa
breakfastatthezemkes.blogspot.com

whatevergatsby said...

THAT MAN. SO PRECIOUS. WANNA PUT HIM IN MY POCKET. and um, your face? beyond presh. if you saw my creep faces, you'd be glad to have your creepface ;)

whatevergatsby said...

THAT MAN. SO PRECIOUS. WANNA PUT HIM IN MY POCKET. and um, your face? beyond presh. if you saw my creep faces, you'd be glad to have your creepface ;)