Monday, November 14, 2011

why can't the nineties stay dead?

during one of my
recent online window-shopping binges
i came across this lovely ensemble.
as this imaged burned my eyeballs
and permanently stained my brain,
i fell to the ground, 
curled into the fetal position 
and began whimpering.
my greatest fear has been realized.

denim.jumpers.are.back.
heaven help us. 


22 comments:

NeuroticLover said...

Oh God. Why?!

Drea said...

WE CAN RESIST!! SHE'S A ROBOT.

Ashley said...

eeeeeeeeeek!! Oooh goodness, Oooh goodness...

p.s.
I'm so glad you are back!! I MISSED youuuu!! <3

McKenzie King said...

first a denim jumper...
then a choker with matching bracelet and toe ring.
....
where will it end?

ashley said...

v.i.m... vomit in mouth

Hannah {Culture Connoisseur} said...

True story! I just was on a blog showcasing an adorable jean jacket and I talked about how I wished I could have kept my denim jacket from the 4th grade...it had the loony tunes stitched on the back!

Morgan and Holly said...

Isn't the "style" right now disgusting?! I think most of the "in" stuff for this season and entire year has been sooo ugly!!

whatevergatsby said...

BLIND. I AM BLIND. can we please call the po-po on whoever made that monstrosity?!??!

Anna said...

WHATEVEZ MAN THEYZ AWESOME.

ellie said...

NOOOOOooooOOOooOOoOOOOOOo

That is terrible. I didn't look good in them then, I don't look good in them now. Someone save that poor model and shun that designer. Cause that shit ain't happening again!

In other news, have you read the hunger games, cause you should...

Becca and Derek said...

HAHAHA! I know! My cousin who is a sophomore wore overalls to school and I was dying! REally!?! Those are so bad!

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

no they are not- get off the ground.

Ayley said...

long live the 90s!!!!

Ashley said...

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I owned one. IN FIFTH GRADE.

Mr. Taylor and his Lady said...

haha, you are hilarious girl! i loved the '90s, but the clothes should stay in the past!
xo TJ

Christianna said...

Who in hell thought that was a good idea?

Janette said...

Wash your mouth out with soap Brissa! I loooove that look! lol


Janette, the Jongleur

Sierra ShaneĆ” said...

bahahhahahaha....i had one of those...back when i was 11. As soon as I got old enough to have any sense of style whatsoever it took a little trip to Goodwill.
P.S.- love your labels on this post. fail and puke worthy haha

mandyface said...

I hope we both wear this the first time we meet. The very depths of hell will be disturbed. <--what does that mean??

meg said...

Oh, god! So bad. I need to hide this new trend from my mom, who was definitely one to rock denim overalls and jumpers back in the day. Oh no.

Kallie Anna said...

this is SO wrong on SO many levels...

little t said...

Ha ha ha, that is truly awful!