observations/facts/advice gathered from life after a food coma.

watching experts rock it on ifly

is more exciting than watching a beginner.

chocolate chip cookie dough

is the best ice cream.

no question.

i'm a natural when it comes to skee-ball.

five tickets, baybaaay.

woot woot.

never get pizza with lettuce on top,

even if avocados are involved.

the eating process is tricky and results in

lettuce falling, tomato face attacks, 

panicked faces, and non-stop teasing.

christmas lights are beautiful.

they're even better when covering every tree, shrub, 

nativity scene, and especially in the form of luminaries. 

apparently i talk like bill cosby 

when i get excited about hot chocolate.

in my defense, 

it was really good hot chocolate. 

watching the led zeppelin lazer show in a dome theatre 

will make you seasick. 

but in a good "holy cow, my eyes are seizing" way.

when people watching an awkward first date,

try not to make eye contact with the girl

you know doesn't want to be there.

she will send you mixed signals.

hate rays, pleading glances,

fake laughter, hate lazers,

and death glares.

poor thing.

at least she got dessert...