watching experts rock it on ifly
is more exciting than watching a beginner.
chocolate chip cookie dough
is the best ice cream.
i'm a natural when it comes to skee-ball.
five tickets, baybaaay.
never get pizza with lettuce on top,
even if avocados are involved.
the eating process is tricky and results in
lettuce falling, tomato face attacks,
panicked faces, and non-stop teasing.
christmas lights are beautiful.
they're even better when covering every tree, shrub,
apparently i talk like bill cosby
when i get excited about hot chocolate.
in my defense,
it was really good hot chocolate.
watching the led zeppelin lazer show in a dome theatre
will make you seasick.
but in a good "holy cow, my eyes are seizing" way.
when people watching an awkward first date,
try not to make eye contact with the girl
you know doesn't want to be there.
she will send you mixed signals.
hate rays, pleading glances,
fake laughter, hate lazers,
and death glares.
at least she got dessert...