half&half.

top ten reasons why i miss my cast.

1. coolest.color.ever.

2. it turned my arm into a cannon for volleyball.

3. it's florescent glow made hitch-hiking ee-zee pee-zee.

4. it made being a beater in quidditch that much better.

5. my childhood dream of having everyone want to sign my cast was realized. 

6. i was able to say "oh, i got this after falling into a pit of foam."

7. it was the best bottle rocket launcher ever.

{i covered my face for your own good. trust me, it's sheer beauty would have turned you to stone}

8. my mom called me and said "brissa, we were in provo and drove past your complex, be careful playing volleyball with your cast!" 

yes, people could see me from miles away. it was wonderful. 

and no, my parents didn't stop to visit.

 i guess they just didn't love me enough. 

9. my doctor put me on vollyball probation for ten days 

due to excessive playing and a necessary recast.

and the best reason ever.

10. i got the coolest tan line known to man. 

{please excuse the crappy quality. they're screen clippings from a video i wish wasn't on facebook so i could load it up}. 

i'm sorry, i can't lie to my mother.

noooo mami,  i did not go hitch-hiking.

please don't freak out.

everything else is fact.