ultimate face palm.

"wait, judas is the one who cut off jesus' ear right?"

as soon as i said that beth and james just stared at me.

mouths hanging open, eyes bulging out of their sockets

and disbelief furrowing their brow.

i thought for sure i was right.

they messaged khyrie to have her mock me via text and this was her response,

"picasso cut off his ear. smarty."

{just a little fy-izzle, i knew it was van gough.}

we're definitely sisters.

 i get the ear chopper mixed up and she gets a completey different century.

because i was so determined to believe jesus healed his own ear

it took james and beth ten minutes to teach me basic gospel.

i was set straight after half the people at the party

heard about my "theory."

much good that religious education has done me.