rock.your.face.off.

last month i went to a birthday/dance party.

they had a girl play photographer and take pictures.

the birthday boy the decided to dedicate three facebook albums to these pictures.

i refused to be tagged because of the sheer awesomeness of my portraits.

after reviewing all these photos and making this collage

i came to the realization that i am xxhardcorexx.

i mean, you can't fake the moves that match those faces.

no way jose. 

that right there is pure skill. 

and while this last one does not feature my face, i promise it does have a purpose.

two actually.

a. that dance-dirty brown hair is mine.

b. i wanted to show you the creep with the cup.

you're welcome.