happy christmas hangover.

hope you all had a stachtastic christmas.
now go and enjoy your christmas hangover*.

*the hangover is a porter-created holiday after each big holiday (i.e. birthdays, thanksgiving, christmas, kwanzaa, etc.) in order prolong the celebration and milk it for as long as possible. 

[example]

mother: brissa, go do the dishes.

brissa: but mom! it's my birthay hangover.

siblings: yeah, it's her hangover, she doesn't have to.

it's glorious.