Showing posts with label natural death threats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label natural death threats. Show all posts

Monday, June 6, 2011

strike two...

remember that time 
a tree branch almost hit me 
while i walked to work today?
one foot to the right
and it would have been a crime scene.
i think the universe is out to get me

Saturday, June 4, 2011

alarm clock 2.0

remember that time i woke up 
to my glass light cover exploding
and shattering all over my floor?
yeah...me too...