gettin paperrrr

i have a new goal in life.

yes, i realize i say that a lot

but this time it's real.

i will learn to spit verse like this before i die.

preferably before the end of this summer.

i knooooow right?

sexy wink face.

we all know it's no secret how much i love this show.

i think lucille is brilliant.

she's pure evil, always has a drink in hand and is the proud owner

of the sexiest winky face ever.

it's my goal in life to master this face.

i firmly believe it will help me bring all the boys to the yard.

right now it's in the 

"constipated baby/ew i just smelled something rank" phase.

i'm aiming for more of a 

"botox/dead fish/seizure tilt" look.

guess i found something to do this weekend. 

please stand by for periodic progress reports.