i don't even know what to title these things anymore.

i've been on an ugly betty binge

and i have absolutely no idea why.

she's finally getting her freaking braces off.

the kickin' mango slurpee

from the sev is my jam this summer.

unfortunately, i've only been able to find it at one location.

i told cory not to spill creamie

on our 2 for $20 pillows.

he just looked at me and asked me why

i didn't care about him spilling on the couch

that cost way more than $20.

jude is teething and it's going nuts. 

nuts as in her four front teeth

coming in all at once. 

please. send. help. 

all i want to do is be an a-list celeb

on this dang kim k. game.

don't ask me why it matters so much to me.

but right now, it's everything.

i wait for jude to nap so i can play.

if i can't be kim's bff in real life, 

i can settle for this.