now that i'm at the stage where murphlina could come any day,
i find myself being better with personal hygiene.
i'm only allowing myself to go every other day without washing my hair.
instead of, you know three or four days...
i'm also making more of an effort
to regularly shave my legs.
for some reason it's really important to me
to have smooth legs when i go into labor.
sometimes it's just easier to chill out on the toilet for an extra few minutes
because you know you're going to need to pee again as soon as flush.
i'm convinced they invented smart phones
for all the pregnant ladies who took five extra minutes of
"just in case" time on the toilet.
on the same note,
how is it possible that i always empty my bladder
before hopping in the shower
and, without fail, by the end of said shower,
i need to empty it again?
what is the science on this?
i can go from not hungry at all
to ravenous in 30 seconds flat.
that's when it gets scary.
GIVE ME ALL THE FOOD
AND GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOW.
like, i scare myself when it gets that bad.
cory doesn't think i'm going to want to eat as much as i think i will after i give birth.
he thinks i'll be too exhausted from pushing a human out
and food will be the last thing on my mind.
the two things at the top of my list are currently:
a double-double animal style, fries and a shake
or all the sushi's and a shake.
either way, i'm getting a shake at the end of this.