i finished all my wedding thank you cards.
now i just need stamps.
looks like it'll be another year
before we get those suckers out.
i started playing candy crush on facebook
and suddenly all these people are
sending me requests.
i'm sorry, what?
you don't talk to me for two years
and now you want to rekindle our friendship
because i occasionally crush some candy?
i'm considering cutting my own hair.
my friend found a tutorial and said it's doable.
i'm only slightly terrified.
i'm more afraid of having cory dye my hair.
i might give myself some bangs.
i'm too scared to go full frontal because
i'm afraid of getting a swollen face
and looking like a puffy version
of my azn self.
i've taken to wearing cory's crocs around the apartment
because the hard floor hurts my feet
and these stupid things are like
walking on a cloud.
i hate that i'm turning into the person
i promised myself i would never become.