i guess this is my life.

i finished all my wedding thank you cards.

now i just need stamps.

looks like it'll be another year

before we get those suckers out.

i started playing candy crush on facebook

and suddenly all these people are

sending me requests. 

i'm sorry, what?

you don't talk to me for two years

and now you want to rekindle our friendship

because i occasionally crush some candy?

no. 

i'm considering cutting my own hair.

my friend found a tutorial and said it's doable.

i'm only slightly terrified. 

i'm more afraid of having cory dye my hair.

i might give myself some bangs.

i'm too scared to go full frontal because

i'm afraid of getting a swollen face

and looking like a puffy version

of my azn self. 

and finally.

i've taken to wearing cory's crocs around the apartment

because the hard floor hurts my feet

and these stupid things are like 

walking on a cloud.

i hate that i'm turning into the person

i promised myself i would never become.