Friday, June 28, 2013


i'm crossing my fingers for a little ginger baby.
i've already told cory 
 i'm not stopping until i get one.

this future belieber is due in december.
more specifically december 16,
but who knows with kids these days.
all i know is christmas will be awesome this year.
i'm 15 and a halfish weeks along.

please hold all questions on
my super human pregnant powers.
they haven't fully developed yet
and i'm pretty bummed.
i can't super smell anything.
i don't crave anything.
i haven't felt the meatball sandwich move,
and i still can't fly.

maternity leggings are a godsend.
they go aaaall the way up to your boobs
so none of that awkward legging line mid-belly happens.
i'm never going back.
even when i have my "smokin" bod again.

this is happening.
part of me still can't believe it.

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and can i just take a minute and say,
!!!holy freaking crap!!!
the internet knows how to make my wombmate feel loved!
thank you, thank you, a million times thank you.
the comments and texts and tweets
have been so wonderful.
i'm honestly surprised i haven't cried about it yet.
give it time.
there is no doubt in my mind
this little tyke will be loved on this here
www as much as irl.

and finally,
i promise i won't be a regular mom,
i'll be a cool mom.


Tiffany @ Polka Dotted Cats said...

GINGER BABY! I'm still so excited for you. You are going to birth the greatest baby, ever.

Julie and Jesse said...

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Alex said...

You're going to be the COOLEST mom!

Jessica Wray said...

whoa, you haven't cried yet!? I know, like me, you're a crier so I'm perplexed. I'm so happy for you and cory. that meatball sandwich is going to have the most awesome parents ever.

kylee said...

how has it taken me this long to realize that's amy poehler in mean girls?!?!! OHMYGOSH. how?! also, BABY BABY BABY!

Shelby said...

NO WAY!! December 16 is my birthday!! Whoo Christmas birthdays!!! I am so happy for you lady. SOO EXCITING!!!

Kerri Andersen said...

yay! congrats! i just had a baby and they are the best things ever. literally. on a semi unrelated note, i just read like...every post on your blog ever and i freaking love it. you are so funny and SUCH a good writer.

Tiffany said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!! That is awesome!!! Congratulations :)))))))

lucky for the no weird cravings or super smell. I heard they can be a biotch!

Christina @ The Murrayed Life said...

Congratulations chica!!!! SO exciting and what a fantastic way to break it to us (minus the ginger part. i have to give a little "what the" to that. ;))

Mars said...

oh my gosh I have been MIA from blogging so I missed this but CONGRATS!! You're going to have one very good looking and very cool kidlet.