Tuesday, August 28, 2012

since i have the evidence.

the day before my birthday 
was spent eating the biggest, most delicious scones
and cross fitting like woah in a public park
with the original flamingo stripper herself. 
aka: shay.
there are just a few things i'd like to clear up 
for those of you who think you know shay.

 she is not a giant.
in fact, she's not even close to being one.
she gives the most awkward hugs.
and when i say awkward, i mean it.
we're talking more awkward than the 
voldy + draco hug in hp.vii.pt.ii.
ducks are included in her bird-phobia.
yeah, it's real. 
she froze in place when we came across a colony of them
and i was laughing too hard to take a picture.
she will pressure you into being a stripper.
don't be afraid to say no.
her recap of the day is better/more accurate
than this mumbo jumbo.
but we both agreed on one thing,
our little friendship fits.
it works.
and the fact that we both like to talk, listen and be stupid in public
doesn't hurt it one bit.
oh, and she got a video of my voice
doing what it does best.
criticizing pda.
[public displays of "art." obviously.]

8 comments:

McKinley {Haolepinos} said...

ahhaha cute post!!! Girlfriends are essential to life!! They keep us sane and keep the good times a rollin' ahhaha... for reals though. Just don't tell her about this..... http://www.bforbel.com/2012/04/fun-fact-fridays-phobia-of-duck.html she may never make it back alive!

Girls Love Fried Pickles said...

Well aren't you a lucky duck!

Shaylynn... I blahwg It's True. said...

YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE ME TO VOLDERMORT.

we do fit don't we?

Briss. I just miss you. I do. even if all we do is make fun of each other.

Lauren Hall said...

I miss your voice

McKenzie King said...

oh my gosh. you are so great. i loved your post about jackson hole, i was just there. your pictures looked great and i was going to comment but there were a billion comments already so i am opting to comment on this one where my voice can actually be heard. you are great and i am still so sad i missed your wedding...stupid work! you are stunning and hilarious and everything other good thing in between.

ayley said...

you definitely called them plants.

Shaylynn... I blahwg It's True. said...

"you definitely called them plants."

i love her. whoever she is.

Ashley said...

that really is the ugliest statue I have ever seen. Thank God you're so cute, Briss!! (There needs to be balance in the universe)