kallie made a paper chain countdown for my cubicle.
this is why my job is better than yours.
fries always taste better when your car dies
in the middle of the drive-thru.
walk-thru fries > drive-thru fries.
church feet are fancy feet.
this little sass is trying to weasel her way into a sister-wives arrangement.
i can't let that happen.
every day would be a fashion walk-off and i would always lose.
lunchtime sunshine and afternoon phone calls
are the best kind of happiness.