i met alana last week while i was folding laundry.
i had no idea that moment
would change my life forever.
she is, by far, the best toddler in a tiara i have ever seen.
and yes, i am including mackenzie.
"a dolla make me holla, honey boo-boo."
"moneeehhh."
these quotes make me fear for her future.
i have no doubt that in a few years mtv will air,
"true life: toddlers and tiaras turned me into a hooker."
alana is destined to rule the acronym stations
and potentially be the inspiration for a lifetime movie.
she is, by far, the best toddler in a tiara i have ever seen.
and yes, i am including mackenzie.
"a dolla make me holla, honey boo-boo."
"moneeehhh."
these quotes make me fear for her future.
i have no doubt that in a few years mtv will air,
"true life: toddlers and tiaras turned me into a hooker."
alana is destined to rule the acronym stations
and potentially be the inspiration for a lifetime movie.
23 comments:
I'm crying. This is hilarious and terrifying and wonderful. I can't believe you met her. You should definitely tip MTV off so you can make millions off of that golden idea.
Bahahaha. That video was awesome. I'm pretty sure she's probably from the trailer park down the road from my parent's house in the dirrrty south.
Ah the HUMOR!! You are the queen of great video clips. WORSHIP WORSHIP WORSHIP!
this killed me!
i can't i can't. oh my gosh. i don't even know where to begin. she is the most hilarious ghetto fabulous child i've ever seen.
Well, she is funny. but in a sad, tragic way...oh lord.
i gotta get me some of that special juice!
oh.my.gosh.
i am wide eyed right now. shocked really. devastated sort of. but unbelievably happy that this happened so i could watch that. hilariously scary that child.
really. what?
hold on.
WHAT?!
HAHAHHA oh my gosh this is the best! Thanks so much for changing my life Brissa(: Def. going to have to show this to Daryl :P Also thanks for all of your sweet comments and for coming to the reception we really need to hangout again (you, Kandice, and I that is) (;
I'm at work so I can't watch, but your words alone are making me so freakin' excited to see the craziness! I laughed out loud at the hooker comment.
OH MY GOSH.
that is all.
hahahahhaha!!! Omg!!! What are parents doing these days! EPIC PARENTING FAIL!!!!
I seriously can't watch this show because it makes me so sick to my stomach and I refuse to give it rating! The first episode I watched was a mother beating down her daughter for having bow legs and how ugly they were. Ohhh if I had only been there in person!!!! That woman would not like to hear the words that would come out of my mouth!!
ahhah Ok sorry for sharing my passion, I do thoroughly enjoy you sharing this clip and sharing the humor in it.
Oh my goodness, just when you think you've seen everything...;)
And the ending! It was like the Little Miss Sunshine routine but for real.
i don't know whether to think this is absolutely hilarious are the most disturbing thing i have ever seen. perhaps a little bit of both. haha, great find girl!
xo TJ
This is well...... i have no words. I saw her last week on TV and that MOM.....are you kidding me???? ahhh. Love love love your blog ps. now following for sure!!
xo
Classic & Bubbly
UGH. MACKENZIES MAKING OTHER MACKENZIES LOOK BAD. gosh darnit. but seriously, this cracked me the eff up.
GAAAAHHH! THIS IS WHY WE'RE SOULMATES!!! I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER TOO EVER SINCE I WATCHED THIS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO! I also love when her mom burps during her interview. Classy.
Bahahahahahaha! "They don't know a good thing when they see it". This poor child is seriously HILARIOUS! I have a secret addiction to Toddlers and Tiaras. I just can't stop watching sometimes! Thanks for sharing this video. I needed a good laugh!
Bailey
http://lostandfound-bailee.blogspot.com/
omg. i love this!!
this is hilarious!!!
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