Tuesday, January 10, 2012

honey boo-boo chiiiild

i met alana last week while i was folding laundry.
i had no idea that moment
would change my life forever.

she is, by far, the best toddler in a tiara i have ever seen.
and yes, i am including mackenzie.

"a dolla make me holla, honey boo-boo."
"moneeehhh."
these quotes make me fear for her future.
i have no doubt that in a few years mtv will air,
"true life: toddlers and tiaras turned me into a hooker."
alana is destined to rule the acronym stations
and potentially be the inspiration for a lifetime movie.

23 comments:

Kari said...

I'm crying. This is hilarious and terrifying and wonderful. I can't believe you met her. You should definitely tip MTV off so you can make millions off of that golden idea.

Morgan and Holly said...

Bahahaha. That video was awesome. I'm pretty sure she's probably from the trailer park down the road from my parent's house in the dirrrty south.

McKenzie King said...

Ah the HUMOR!! You are the queen of great video clips. WORSHIP WORSHIP WORSHIP!

emilymcb said...

this killed me!

Kelli Anderson said...

i can't i can't. oh my gosh. i don't even know where to begin. she is the most hilarious ghetto fabulous child i've ever seen.

Ashley said...

Well, she is funny. but in a sad, tragic way...oh lord.

beth said...

i gotta get me some of that special juice!

kylee said...

oh.my.gosh.
i am wide eyed right now. shocked really. devastated sort of. but unbelievably happy that this happened so i could watch that. hilariously scary that child.

Anna said...

really. what?

Anna said...

hold on.

Anna said...

WHAT?!

Dearest Lou said...

HAHAHHA oh my gosh this is the best! Thanks so much for changing my life Brissa(: Def. going to have to show this to Daryl :P Also thanks for all of your sweet comments and for coming to the reception we really need to hangout again (you, Kandice, and I that is) (;

ellie said...

I'm at work so I can't watch, but your words alone are making me so freakin' excited to see the craziness! I laughed out loud at the hooker comment.

meme-and-he said...

OH MY GOSH.
that is all.

McKinley {Haolepinos} said...

hahahahhaha!!! Omg!!! What are parents doing these days! EPIC PARENTING FAIL!!!!

I seriously can't watch this show because it makes me so sick to my stomach and I refuse to give it rating! The first episode I watched was a mother beating down her daughter for having bow legs and how ugly they were. Ohhh if I had only been there in person!!!! That woman would not like to hear the words that would come out of my mouth!!

ahhah Ok sorry for sharing my passion, I do thoroughly enjoy you sharing this clip and sharing the humor in it.

Blue Eyed Night Owl said...

Oh my goodness, just when you think you've seen everything...;)
And the ending! It was like the Little Miss Sunshine routine but for real.

Mr. Taylor and his Lady said...

i don't know whether to think this is absolutely hilarious are the most disturbing thing i have ever seen. perhaps a little bit of both. haha, great find girl!
xo TJ

Stesha said...

This is well...... i have no words. I saw her last week on TV and that MOM.....are you kidding me???? ahhh. Love love love your blog ps. now following for sure!!

xo
Classic & Bubbly

whatevergatsby said...

UGH. MACKENZIES MAKING OTHER MACKENZIES LOOK BAD. gosh darnit. but seriously, this cracked me the eff up.

mandyface said...

GAAAAHHH! THIS IS WHY WE'RE SOULMATES!!! I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER TOO EVER SINCE I WATCHED THIS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO! I also love when her mom burps during her interview. Classy.

Bailey@Lost&Found said...

Bahahahahahaha! "They don't know a good thing when they see it". This poor child is seriously HILARIOUS! I have a secret addiction to Toddlers and Tiaras. I just can't stop watching sometimes! Thanks for sharing this video. I needed a good laugh!

Bailey
http://lostandfound-bailee.blogspot.com/

Kallie Anna said...

omg. i love this!!

deertale said...

this is hilarious!!!