Wednesday, August 24, 2011

attn: dentist

don't tell me i have beautiful teeth
then go to the station right next to mine
and tell that awkward seventh grader the same thing.
i don't appreciate.
is that something you tell all your patients?
do you even mean it?!
at least have the common decency
to go secretly behind my back so i don't know
you're lying.

8 comments:

beth said...

bahaha. even with the two little surprises? jusssssss kidding. but guess who's were cavity free yesterday?

beth said...

p.s. sometimes i forget what your blog looks like because reader. then when i actually come to comment i realize that it's changed. but i like it. lots.

Ren- Lady Of The Arts said...

That is like an OB saying that the baby you just gave birth to is the most beautiful ever- BS-

Jenna said...

Ugh, seriously. Also annoying is when they tell you that you have beautiful teeth but you need 3 fillings and a root canal.

Alexandria said...

TRUTH.

Christianna said...

Hahahahaha, oh boy!

mandyface said...

A dentist said that to me one time after telling me I needed 3 root canals. I never went back there again.

whatevergatsby said...

what NERVE! gimme his address, i will give him a piece of my mind,er, show him what my fists can do.

i mean, what??