bunnies + babies + bones

in an attempt to be hip, 

lillie and i explored some of the local antique shops on saturday.

while we saw some genuinely cool things i would kill for 

{aka: an ivory rotary phone},

there were quite a few things i doubted were old enough 

to be considered vintage.

like a disneyland autograph book i owned in third grade.

the first store was pretty well-stocked 

and i would definitely go back to inspect it further. 

but, the second store was one of the

creepiest buildings i have ever been in.

this is the first thing i saw when i entered.

well, this and a giant painting of a naked pin-up girl.

don't worry,

it only gets better.

i'm honestly surprised i haven't had any 

donnie darko nightmares because of this 

devil bunny.

creepy masks and nudie paintings/statues were everywhere.

luckily, the border cut out the nip slip on the right side corner.

but really, the creepy mask with the bird nose and rosy cheeks?

please don't tell me children actually played with those things. 

baby dolls.

upside down and suspended. 

c.r.e.e.p.y.

i had two questions when i saw this.

1. how old are they?*

2. who in their right mind would actually buy them?

*please note i was not wondering how old they were 

because i wanted to buy them.

i was wondering if they still worked

{again, NOT FOR ME}

and why they were considered vintage.

because really,

who on earth is buying laxatives at an antique shop?