Friday, April 8, 2011

pong night = people watching.

jess and i observed the following.
**for a better experience, please read the following in your best bbc animal video voice**

co-ed lap sitting is acceptable.
co-ed lap sitting while being all over each other  
and practically licking your "chair's" face is not. 

getting excited over winning your [soda]pong game is encouraged.
screaming like a man and smack talking like a sailor 
when you are seemingly nice girl is awkward.

taking your significant other into a secluded doorway
 to whisper sweet nothings is nauseous but okay.
backing said individual into a doorway you thought was empty
but instead pushing them up on me is not okay.

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