five years late.

my nails have finally reached that 

"perfect chip" pattern

all the cool girls in high school had.

i cannot tell you 

how many times i would purposefully chip my nails

to try and get the perfect "top to bottom" ratio.

i guess i thought my cool chips would get noticed

and skyrocket me into popularity.

it didn't work.
drama geek 4 lyfe.

sunday swagger.

because nothing says "i'm classy"
like an apricot cardigan,
umbrella logo,
and frockets.
nothing.