"i chose to interview my parents, paul and laura.
we met the day i was born and have been friends ever since."
those are the first two sentences
to one of the last college papers i will ever write.
i'm also considering throwing in a fancy rickroll
for good measure.
"when you truly love someone,
you need to tell them how you're feeling
and help them understand.
you don't give up on them and you don't let them down."
this is how i choose to stick it to the man.
let's get this party started.