read-a-thon

after my evening class on wednesday, i had to take a little pit-stop.

i hung up my mexi-pack and coat and turned around.

that's when i saw this. 

uhhmm...

i feel i need to clarify a few things.

yes, i was in the ladies room

and no, this paper was not mine nor did i read it.

i don't know about you,

 but i try not to do my "reading business" in public restrooms.

truth be told, i try to get in and out as fast as possible.

so here is my question for you.

who is taking the time to read the paper on the john

and why would they leave their reading material behind?

sidenote: wouldn't it be weird for the other potty-goers hearing the ruffling from what is obviously a newspaper in the stall next to them? come on people.