Thursday, December 9, 2010

never trust a classy hobo.

tuesday night lola and i went to sammy's
to meet up with our new bff spencer.
 it was a two for one deal on shakes
and a perfect opportunity for a business meeting.
{business meeting = girl date}
we got there early and proceeded to have a little photo-shoot.
and by photo-shoot i mean we took one picture.
this picture.
our mothers are so proud.
the shakes were delicious.
 the company 
{spencer, lee and spency's friends who i think are dating}
was interesting and dressed in lady pants.
"they're not lady pants!  these are boy pants!  do you own these? {no}
then they're not lady pants!"
poor kid doesn't know that lady pants is just a term for super tight pantalones.
we were lucky enough to have a tape dispenser and sharpie next to us
magic like this happened:
when we were all about to leave lee and i had a conversation that went as follows.
lee: oh are you guys leaving?
brissa: yeeeah.
lee: i bet you're driving in a nice, warm car aren't you?
brissa:  mmm, yeah, i drove.  what, did you guys cycle?
lee: no.
brissa: did you walk here?!
lee: yes, that's why it took us forever.
brissa: oh. 
in my mind i was wondering if i should give them a ride but didn't say anything. 
lauren and i walked to my car,
i drove over the curb and saw the rest of the kids standing outside. 
i rolled down my window.
brissa: do you need a ride?
lee: no thanks.  
spencer: yes!!
he then preceeds to jump through the half-opened door, 
climb all over/around lauren and lay down in my back seat.
i see lee unlock a car and hop into the drivers seat.  laughing.
when i told spencer the story he bust-a-gut and looked at me like i was stupid.  
that's what i get for trusting the cleanest looking hobo* i'd ever seen.


*lee is currently homeless because he just moved here so he's bumming around until he next month-ish.  after dropping spencer off, lauren and i decided that lee is the cleanest, nicest dressed hobo with a car we'd ever seen. 
ever. 

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