Monday, November 29, 2010

ai ya yai!!

i think i'm going bald.
 i keep finding stray strands of hair
my hair
on my desk at work.
why universe?!
i mean i'm only twenty-one.
is this premature baldness really necessary?
is "natural" female baldness really necessary?
i'm not actually balding.
there is no bald spot on my head.
but still!
if i keep this up i may be sporting a shiny cranium come christmas. 
if any of you have ever experienced this traumatic ordeal
please feel free to share your tips on keeping 
hair on your head
and not on your desk.
i'm about to have a heart attack and shave it off b.spears style.
i ain't that kraysee.

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