half&half.

To Whom It May Concern:

I'm sure you've felt the strange excitement that builds when a fortune cookie is placed in your hands. The whole time you're eating your orange chicken and bejing beef you try not to get too anxious about what Confucius has to say about your future. Then you shut the styrofoam lid and crack open some foreign cookie goodness. You have to finish the entire cookie (because you know the fortune won't come true otherwise) and turn that little slip of paper over only to find a stale statement with no promise of hope.
But on those rare occassions you get to the point where you've eaten the magic cookie and grab the paper not expecting any big thing and then you get it...you get the golden fortune.

This...this is my golden fortune.
But, I'll let you borrow it if you'd like